The Cheat: Officially NOT DEAD
posted by Kris Ardent @ 8:13 PM
Breaking news: Aimee just called from The Cheat Vigil Central. She has had her hands on the elusive The Cheat! Just moments ago! She now only has the collar of the elusive The Cheat (as mentioned, he is elusive) in her hands, which is even more fanastic than it sounds. It is The Cheat!
He is alive and appears very healthy, and he's living near a vacant house where he is fed every day and hangs out with other feral cats. Catching him is all that remains, but he's used to being outdoors so he'll be fine until someone gets a good grip on him and throws him in a cat carrier.
Thank you Aimee! You rock!
posted by Kris Ardent @ 8:13 PM
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You guys are amazing. Joe and I are jumping around the apartment. We feel very loved, and we're very happy The Cheat lives and is having his own adventure.
Tony is wise! Do not cry! All is well! He's got a fucking roommate!
I'll add my best The Cheat capturing tip: he loves the mail, or any paperwork. If you have late taxes to do, or a bunch of old mail to open, consider doing it on a nice porch in Bernal Heights! The Cheat makes a great paperweight. He might even be able to identify some deductions you've overlooked.
Ohmigod! Aimee, you had your hands on 'em! That's fantastic! It's the second time "The Cheat is not dead"!
Cheers to the cat squad! You guys fuckin rock! Yay! Operation Porch Rock!
Yay! Ardent LOVE!
I swear this is the most exciting blog... minute by minute reports, tantalizing photos... this is some good shit!
Kris and Joe, I am so happy for guys I am jumping around my apartment! I love you!
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